Sherman Hemsley credited as playing...
Judge Carl Robertson
- Judge Carl Robertson: That was fun. There goes Philip Banks, the biggest sap that ever lived! What a stooge.
- Will: Excuse me?
- Judge Carl Robertson: He's a sap, a dope, a loser! He never had what it takes and he never will! Isn't that right?
- Will: I think you should take that back, man!
- Judge Carl Robertson: You do?
- Will: Yeah, I do!
- Judge Carl Robertson: Well, I think you should run along and play. And don't get involved in politics until you're a big boy!
- Will: At least my uncle stands for something!
- Judge Carl Robertson: Really? And what would that be? A buffet?
- [he laughs]
- Will: My uncle fights for what he believes in...
- Judge Carl Robertson: Shame on me.
- Will: My uncle's three times the man you will ever be!
- Judge Carl Robertson: [scoffs] He's got my vote!
- [laughs]
- Will: And another thing: Everything you said in your campaign was a lie! You have no integrity, no decency, and you're really, really short! And I'll tell you another thing, if you don't like it, man, you can drop dead!
- [Judge Robertson suddenly gasps and drops down to the floor dead]