Milton Berle credited as playing...
Max Jakey
- Nurse Petty: Max, you're supposed to be in therapy.
- Max Jakey: I played there 40 years ago. Bad theater, lousy audience.
- William 'Will' Smith: I thought you died.
- Max Jakey: In Pittsburgh I died, it wasn't my fault, I was opening for a seal.
- Max Jakey: [running in] Faster, faster, faster.
- Nurse Petty: Max, running around like this could be fatal.
- Max Jakey: Fine, you die and I'll get a new nurse.