Courteney Cox: Monica Geller-Bing

The Last One: Part 1

Monica Geller-Bing

[Erica has just given birth to a baby boy]
Monica: Oh my God, he's beautiful. Thank you so much.
Erica: I'm really happy for you guys.
Chandler: How do you feel?
Erica: I'm tired.
The Doctor: Well, you don't have that much time to relax. The other one will be along in a minute.
[Chandler stares at the doctor, completely shocked. Monica just freezes and turns around slowly]
Monica: I... I'm sorry, who should be along in a what now?
The Doctor: The next baby should be along in a minute.
Monica: We only ordered one!
The Doctor: You know it's twins, right?
Chandler: Oh, yeah! These are the faces of two people in the know!

[Chandler pulls Monica aside when they are told that they are adopting twins]
Chandler: Whatta we do?
Monica: What do you mean 'what do we do'?
Chandler: [franctically] Twins... Twins...
Monica: Chandler, you're panicking!
Chandler: Uh huh, join me, won't you? Okay what do you say we keep one and then just like have an option on the other one?
Monica: We can't split them up!
Chandler: Why not? We could give each of them half a medallion, and then years later they'll find each other... and be reunited. I mean that's a great day for everybody.

[Erica has just given birth to the two babies that Monica and Chandler are going to adopt]
Monica: There's something that we wanna tell you. We decided to name the girl-baby Erica.
Erica: Oh my God, that's just like my name!
Monica: [pause] Son of a gun, it is!

[last lines]
Rachel: Do you guys have to go to the new house right away or do you have some time?
Monica: We've got some time.
Rachel: Ok, should we get some coffee?
Chandler: Sure. Where?

Monica: Do you realise that all of us have lived in this appartment at some point?
Ross Geller: Uh, I haven't!
Monica: What about that summer you stayed with Grandma and you tried to make it as a dancer?
Ross Geller: Do you know we almost made it ten years without that coming up?

Monica: [Erica In labor] Just a little bit more, honey.
Erica: Help me, ah, this hurts!
Chandler: Really? That bad?
Erica: Uh-huh. I think it's time to kick you in the nuts to see which is worse.
The Doctor: The baby's head is crowning.
Monica: Oh my god! This is the most beautiful top of the head I have ever seen! Chandler, you have to see this!
Chandler: I'm ok.
Monica: Chandler, you don't want to miss this, this is the birth of your child it's the "miracle of life".
Chandler: All right!
[Surprised]
Chandler: Wow that is one disgusting miracle.
The Doctor: Start pushing, here we go.
[Erica screams]
The Doctor: Here come the shoulders.
Monica: [baby is born] It's a boy!
Erica: Is he ok?
The Doctor: He's just fine.
Monica: Aww, you did it!
Chandler: [Squeaky voice] It's a baby, a beautiful little baby. And some other stuff I'm gonna pretend I don't see.
The Doctor: [to Monica and Chandler] Would you like to cut the umbilical cord?
Chandler: Well, that's spongy!
Monica: Hey, handsome! I'm going to love you so much that no woman is ever going to be good enough for you.

Monica: [Monica and Chandler each holding one of the twin babies] Do you think they recognize each from in there?
Chandler: Maybe, unless their like two people who lived in apartments next to each other for years and one day were pushed through a vagina and then they meet.
Erica: [to Monica and Chandler] I'm really glad I picked you guys you're going to make great parents, even Chandler.

Monica: [Monica enters carrying one of the babies] Hey.
Chandler: [Chandler enters carrying the other baby] Hey.
Dr. Ross Geller: Awkward question: the hospital knows you took two right?
Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan: What kind of twins are they?
Monica: [Referring to the baby she's carrying] This one's a boy the baby Chandler's carrying is a girl.
Chandler: Her name is Erica.
Joey Tribbiani: That pregnant girl's name is Erica.
Chandler: It's a shame the two of you didn't get to spend more together.
Monica: [to Ross] We named the boy "Jack" after dad.
Dr. Ross Geller: His going to be so happy.

Monica: I'm so glad you got to see the babies
Rachel: I'm just sorry I won't be around to see you guys try to handle this I love you all so much
Rachel: [to Ross] I just want you to know last night I'll never forget it
Dr. Ross Geller: [They hug and Rachel leaves] Neither will I
Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan: [to Ross] You just let her go?
Dr. Ross Geller: Yeah
Joey Tribbiani: Maybe that's for the best

Monica: [Movers are moving a sideboard] Okay, please be careful with that, it was my grandmother's. Be careful.
[Another mover has the ceramic greyhound]
Monica: Uh, if that falls off the truck, it wouldn't be the worst thing!
[She tips him folding money]