Lisa Kudrow credited as playing...
Phoebe Buffay
- Precious: Hi, I'm Precious, who are you?
- Phoebe Buffay: I-I'm Phoebe.
- Precious: Phoebe? Mike's ex-girlfriend, Phoebe? The love of his life, that Phoebe?
- Phoebe Buffay: Enchante.
- Phoebe Buffay: Look
- [Long pause]
- Phoebe Buffay: Precious. Mike's not worth this, you're an attractive, intelligent woman and, let's face it, Mike's kind of a wang. I mean, he proposed to me while he was still seeing you, he was gonna break up with you on your birthday? And, I don't like to kiss and tell, but he cheated on you a lot this weekend.
- Precious: Oh my god, you know? Maybe you're right. Maybe I don't need him. I deserve to be treated with respect
- [Mike comes in]
- Precious: Screw you, Mike, you're a coward and a bastard and I hope you rot in hell
- [Slaps him and takes off]
- Precious: .
- Phoebe Buffay: You're welcome.