Jennifer Aniston credited as playing...
- Nurse: Now, which one of you is the father?
- [pointing to Joey and Ross]
- Phoebe: Oh no, neither of them are the father. The father is my brother.
- Nurse: Okaaay.
- Rachel: I am so gonna miss seeing you freak people out like that.
- Rachel: How do you make that dirty?
- Joey: Oh, it's easy. Yeah, I-I can do it with anything. Watch uh,
- [snaps his fingers and in a sexy voice]
- Joey: Grandma's chicken salad.
- Rachel: I think it's a great thing you're having these babies for Frank and Alice.
- Phoebe: Can I tell you a secret? I'm gonna keep one.
- Rachel: Oh, my god. I'm going to be on the news...
- Rachel: Hi, Pheebs? Okay, so just spoke to the nurse and the reason that your doctor is late is because uh, she's not coming.
- Phoebe: What?
- Dr. Ross Geller: Apparently she fell in the shower and hit her head.
- Phoebe: Oh my God, she's so stupid!
- Dr. Ross Geller: Now, Pheebs, Pheebs, its going to be okay.
- Phoebe: That's easy for you to say. I don't see three kids coming out of your vagina.
- Rachel: Monica, you're going to be very proud of me. I just got us dates with two unbelievably cute nurses.
- Joey: [smiles] Oh, my!
- Rachel: They are male nurses.
- Joey: [laughs] Not in my head.
- Dr. Ross Geller: [to Chandler and Monica] Hey, what took you guys so long? Your cab left when ours did.
- Monica: Oh, I had to go back because I forgot my jacket.
- Rachel: [Looking at Monica] But, you're not wearing a jacket.
- Monica: Oh man, I did it again!
