Courteney Cox: Monica Geller

The One Where Eddie Won't Go

Monica Geller

Chandler Bing: Ding-dong the psycho's gone.
Monica Geller: Are you sure?
Chandler Bing: Yes, I actually saw him leave this time. I mean right now that guy is... standing in the window holding a human head! He's standing in the window holding a human head!

[Chandler is sleeping on Monica and Rachel's couch to avoid Eddie watching him sleep]
Chandler Bing: [wakes up and sees Monica looking at him] What is it with people watching me sleep? There will be no more watching me sleep!
Monica Geller: I wasn't...
Chandler Bing: No more watching!

Chandler Bing: Eddie, do you remember yesterday?
Eddie Menuek: [laughs] Vaguely.
Chandler Bing: Do you remember talking to me yesterday?
Eddie Menuek: [laughs] Yes.
Chandler Bing: So what happened?
Eddie Menuek: We took a roadtrip to Las Vegas, man!
Monica Geller: So on this "roadtrip" did you win any money?
Eddie Menuek: Nah, crapped out, but Mr. 21 here cleans up 300 bucks, buys me this new pair of shoes. Sweet, huh?
Monica Geller: Yeah.
Eddie Menuek: Well see ya pals!
[exits]
Phoebe Buffay: Is anyone else starting to really like him?

Rachel Green: [after Rachel, Monica and Phoebe made up in Central Perk] So are we good?
Monica Geller: We're good.
Phoebe Buffay: Uh... huh!
Phoebe Buffay: We're good?
Monica Geller: Yeah!
Rachel Green: OK! Let me take these cakes back 'cause they're going to take that out of my paycheck.
[And Rachel takes back the two pieces of cake she had brought to her friends as gifts, previously]

Monica Geller: Danny Orshack 9th grade, oh come on Rach, you know the bottle was totally pointing at me.
Rachel Green: Only because you took up half the circle.

Monica Geller: [to Phoebe] What about the puppet guy?
Rachel Green: Yeah! You like totally let him wash his feet in the Pool of Your Inner Power!
Monica Geller: And his puppet, too!

Rachel Green: [taking a "Goddess Quiz"] Number 29: "Have you ever betrayed another goddess for a lightening bearer?"... I would have to say "no."
Monica Geller: And I would have to say "P-ha!"

Phoebe Buffay: Okay, question number twenty-eight: "have you ever allowed a Lightning Bearer to take your wind?" I would have to say "no".
Monica Geller: [with an "is she kidding?" look] And I would have to say "puh-HUH!"

Rachel Green: [after Monica and Phoebe tell her about "Be Your Own Wind Keeper"] Oh, so it's a little like "The Hobbit."
Monica Geller: It is nothing like "The Hobbit!"