Matthew Perry credited as playing...
Chandler Bing
- Joey Tribbiani: [Joey and Chandler are laughing at Ross' changes to the answering machine] You're fake laughing too, right?
- Chandler Bing: Only the tears are real.
- Joey Tribbiani: It's the apartment manager. Ross put us down as references. Ross is the greatest guy you'll ever meet. Yeah, he's very reliable.
- Chandler Bing: [Chandler grabs the phone] Of course he has a big huge dog... that barks into the night... well who doesn't love dogs... Um, he's a tap dancer... yes, some would say that is a lost art... He's a PIMP... there you go, yes, he's a pimp. He's a big tap-dancing pimp... Hello?