Courteney Cox credited as playing...
Monica Geller-Bing
- Ross: [on attending a party in 1987 with Rachel] After you told me that she was passed out in our room, I went in there to make sure she was alright. She was lying on my bed, all buried in people's coats. Well, I went to kiss her on the forehead, but it was so dark I accidentally got her lips. I started to pull away - but then I felt her kissing me back. It was only for a second, but it was amazing! And now I found out that you kissed her first!
- Chandler: Wait - what bed did you say she was on?
- Ross: Mine.
- Chandler: I'm pretty sure I put her on *my* bed.
- Ross: No, she was defintely on my bed.
- Chandler: Why would I kiss a girl and then put her on *your* bed?
- Ross: Well, then, who was on my bed?
- Monica: ...Oh! Oh! Oh!
- Ross: [horrified] No! No! No!
- Monica: Yes!
- Ross: You were under the pile of coats?
- Monica: I *was* the pile of coats.
- Ross: Oh, my god!
- Monica: You were my midnight mystery kisser?
- Ross: You were my first kiss with Rachel?
- Monica: You were my first kiss ever?
- Chandler: ...What did I marry into?