Kathleen Turner credited as playing...
Helena
- Charles Bing: Where are you from?
- Bakersfield Guy: Bakersfield.
- Charles Bing: I'm sorry.
- Bakersfield Guy: Bakersfield!
- Bakersfield Guy: No, no - I heard; I'm just sorry.
- Charles Bing: [performing as Helena Handbasket] I feel pretty, oh so pretty / I feel pretty and witty and...
- Audience: Gay!