David Schwimmer credited as playing...
Dr. Ross Geller
- Rachel Green: Wait a minute - you let Ross drive the Porsche, and when I ask, you say you're the only one who's allowed to drive it.
- Monica Geller: Yeah - well, he's my brother; and plus, he drives so slow, he could never hurt it.
- Dr. Ross Geller: It's a car, not a rocket ship.
- Monica Geller: Whatever. Ross, just replace the bulbs in the brake lights after you're done.
- Policeman #2: Your license, please.
- Dr. Ross Geller: You don't want to hear about my dream, Officer... Pretty?
- Policeman #2: It's Petty. I'll be right back with your ticket.