David Schwimmer credited as playing...
Dr. Ross Geller
- Dr. Ross Geller: Um ok, see, you were on my list, but then my friend Chandler brought up the very good point that you were international, so I bumped you for Winona Ryder.
- Isabella Rossellini: You know, it's ironic, because I have a list of five goofy coffee house guys, and yesterday I just bumped you for that guy over there.
- Dr. Ross Geller: [reading his list of 5 celebrities he's allowed to sleep with] Elizabeth Hurley.
- Chandler Bing: Very attractive, forgiving.
- Dr. Ross Geller: Susan Sarandon.
- Chandler Bing: She's too political, to do it with her, you'd probably have to donate four cans of food first.
- Dr. Ross Geller: Isabella Rosellini.
- Chandler Bing: She's too international.
- Rachel Green: So?
- Chandler Bing: So you gotta pick the odds, pick someone who will be in the country all the time.
- Rachel Green: Yeah because that's why you weren't get Isabella Rosellini, geography.
- Rachel Green: [Talking about the list of celebrities] Well, I don't know, I guess Chris O'Donell, John F. Kennedy Jr., Daniel Day Lewis, Sting and Parker Stevenson.
- Dr. Ross Geller: Spider Man?
- Rachel Green: Hardy Boy.
- Chandler Bing: Peter Parker.
- Dr. Ross Geller: Thank you!