David Schwimmer credited as playing...
Dr. Ross Geller
- [Chandler, Joey and Ross are talking about Elizabeth]
- Joey: Or you know, you could do...
- [Pushes Ross into his fridge]
- Ross: What the hell are you doing?
- Joey: What the hell am I doing? You just broke my fridge!
- Ross: What? How do you even know it's broken?
- Joey: You think I don't know what breaks my fridge? Excuse me.
- [Puts hand in fridge]
- Joey: What do you know? It's broken! That'll be $400.
- Chandler: Joey I saw you push him.
- [Silence]
- Joey: You pushed him!
- Ross: Joey, I did not break this, okay?
- [Sniffs inside it]
- Ross: That has been broken for a while.
- Joey: [Seriously] Hey Chandler, remember when I told you about our fridge?
- Chandler: Uh-huh.
- Joey: I still haven't gotten a check for your half yet.
- Ross: Do not give him any money!
- [Joey turns to Ross]
- Joey: I'm not talking to you, you broke my fridge!
- Ross: [about Elizabeth's spring break] What if she goes down there and sleeps with a bunch of guys?
- Chandler Bing: Well, maybe you don't marry this one.
- [Elizabeth is packing for spring break]
- Ross: I'm just here to be supportive, to make sure you're...
- [holding a tiny swimsuit from Elizabeth's suitcase]
- Ross: What is this?
- Elizabeth Stevens: A swimsuit.
- Ross: To wear in front of people?
- Elizabeth Stevens: Is that supportive?
- Ross: [holding up swimsuit] Is *this*?
- Chandler: So why is she leaving? Is it a school night and she has a lot of homework to do?
- Ross: Yes. Her molecular epidemiology paper is due tomorrow.
- Chandler: Tell her good luck with that.
- Ross: Anyone else, huh? Bring 'em on.
- Rachel Green: Oh, when's her birthday?
- Ross: I don't know, Rachel. Why?
- Rachel Green: Well, you know, it's been so long since I've been to Chuck E Cheese.