Matthew Perry credited as playing...
Chandler Bing
- Chandler Bing: I'm so glad we're having this rehearsal dinner. You know, I so rarely get to practice my meals before I eat them.
- Phoebe Buffay: [upset] What did we say was your one gift to us?
- Chandler Bing: No stupid jokes. But I thought that was for the actual wedding.
- Phoebe Buffay: Rehearse it!
- Chandler Bing: [about not being part of Phoebe and Mike's wedding] This is like figure skating all over again... I mean synchronized swimming... I mean the balance beam... Help me!
- Dr. Ross Geller: Football!
- Chandler Bing: Wow - aren't you gonna be cold?
- Phoebe Buffay: I don't care. I-I'll be my 'something blue'.