Jennifer Aniston credited as playing...
Rachel Green
- Rachel Green: Emma, this is your first Thanksgiving! What are you thankful for? Mommy's boobies?
- Ross: A lot of people are thankful for those.
- Rachel Green: [Emma cries] She needs changing.
- Chandler Bing: Oh no no, I'll get her. I am super competent, totally responsible, and fourth in line to raise Emma. I'll be right there, Emma, just let me get my trusty diaper bag.
- Chandler Bing: [accidentally knocks over a chair, spilling the box with the good china, smashing them to pieces] Well, what do you know? I guess I'll be the one that dies first.
- Amy: Ok, how about this? If you guys die, and the crazy plate lady dies then do I get the baby?
- Chandler Bing: No, if crazy plate lady... if Monica dies then I would get Emma, right?
- Rachel: Well, actually...
- Chandler Bing: Actually, what?
- Ross: It's just that in that case then Emma would go to my parents.
- Chandler Bing: What?
- Amy: [to Chandler] Hurts, doesn't it?
- Joey: Who has to die for me to get her?
- Amy: [fighting with Rachel while an uncomfortable Ross looks on] You know what I cannot believe? That my so-called sister gets a 30% discount from Ralph Lauren - and I still have to pay *retail*?
- Rachel: [laughing] It's 45!
- Amy: You bitch. You just think you're so perfect, with your new baby and your small apartment.
- [Ross slams a towel on the kitchen table]
- Amy: Well, let me tell you something: your baby isn't even that cute!
- Ross: Too far, Amy. Too far.
- Rachel: You didn't even come and visit me when I was in the hospital having the baby.
- Amy: Oh yeah, well you didn't come to see me in the hospital when I was getting my lips done.
- Rachel: I did the first time! And you want to know why I'm not giving Emily to you?
- Ross: Emma
- Rachel: Who's side are you on?