Courteney Cox credited as playing...
Monica Geller-Bing
- Monica: Everyone, we're using our fancy china, and it's very expensive, so please be careful.
- Ross: [mimicks losing the plate, waving it in the air] Whoa, whoa...!
- [he laughs, then almost loses it, catching it in the nick of time]
- Monica: Okay, just to be clear, comedy with the plates will not be well-received.
- Monica: [Chandler is setting the table with the good china] Careful... careful... CAREFUL!
- Chandler Bing: I'll tell you what, for the rest of our lives, I'll be careful until told otherwise.
- Monica: Yeah, like Ross and Rachel are so responsible. Emma is the product of a bottle of Merlot and a five year old condom.
- Chandler Bing: You know, I can talk to the producers for you, I'm a great liar. Take Monica's dress, I said I loved it, I *hate* it.
- Monica: Hey!
- Chandler Bing: I'm also a great moron.