Courteney Cox credited as playing...
Monica Geller
- Roger: Maybe you wanted your marriage with Carol to fail.
- Ross: No. Why would I why. No. Why.
- Roger: Siblings. You fail at something so your sibling will look better in the eyes of your parents.
- Ross: I don't think that Monica's failures...
- Monica: Oh, so I'm a failure now is that it? I'm a bigger failure than you, is that right?
- Ross: Hey, I married a lesbian to make you look good.
- Joey Tribbiani: You know, they're parents. At a certain point, you gotta let go. Even if you know better, you gotta let them make their own mistakes.
- Monica: Just think, in a couple of years, we get to turn into them.
- Chandler Bing: If I turn into my parents, I'll either be an alcoholic blonde chasing after twenty-year-old boys, or... I'll end up like my Mom.