Jennifer Aniston: Rachel Green

The One with the Chicken Pox

Rachel Green

[first lines]
Rachel Green: Okay, Chandler, Mon, there's only one banana-nut muffin left.
[Chandler grabs it]
Monica Geller: Oh! I ordered mine first!
Chandler Bing: Yeah, but I'm... I'm so much faster.
Monica Geller: Give it to me.
Chandler Bing: No.
Monica Geller: Give it to me!
Chandler Bing: Okay, you can have it.
[Chandler licks it]
Monica Geller: [grabs the coffee cup from the table and licks the rim] There you go, enjoy your coffee.
Chandler Bing: That was there when I got here.

[Phoebe arrives to tell the gang about her submariner boyfriend]
Phoebe Buffay: He resurfaces like every couple years and we have the most amazing three days together.
Rachel Green: So, wait - this guy goes down for, like, two years at a time?
[Chandler, mouth full, groans in frustration]
Monica Geller: That'll teach you to lick my muffin.
[Chandler, mouth full, groans in frustration again]

Rachel Green: [doing Phoebe's makeup] Oh, this lipstick looks just great on you.
Monica Geller: You look fabulous honey, you really do.
Phoebe Buffay: Yeah? Are you sure, really.
[She picks up a mirror and sees the white splotches all over her face]
Rachel Green: You see, you look beautiful.
[to Monica]
Rachel Green: For god sakes, dim the lights.
Phoebe Buffay: I-I'm hideous!
Monica Geller: It's gonna be okay. Ryan's been underwater. He's just gonna be so glad that you don't have barnacles on your butt.

Dr. Ross Geller: [enters] Hi.
Joey Tribbiani: Oh no, what happened?
Dr. Ross Geller: I just spoke to Carol. Ben's got the chicken pox.
Joey Tribbiani, Rachel Green, Monica Geller, Chandler Bing, Phoebe Buffay: Oh no.
Dr. Ross Geller: Yeah, so if you haven't already had it, chances are you're gonna get it.
Rachel Green: Well, I've had it.
Joey Tribbiani: Yeah, I've had it.
Monica Geller: Had it.
Chandler Bing: Had it.
Phoebe Buffay: Well, I've never had it, I feel so left out.
[Sees a red bump on her arm]
Phoebe Buffay: Oh look!