Matt LeBlanc credited as playing...
Joey Tribbiani
- Monica: What is going on with you?
- Joey: Nothing.
- Chandler: Oh, come on! You've been acting strange all day.
- Joey: All right... There is something. I... I kind of had a dream. But I don't wanna talk about it.
- Chandler: What if Martin Luther King had said that. "I kind of have a dream... I don't wanna talk about it."
- Joey: [Joey walks in while Chandlerand Monica are cuddled up on the chair together] What are you guys doing up?
- Chandler: Oh, we wanted to finish the crossword before bed. Hey do you know a six-letter word for "red"?
- Joey: Dark-red
- Chandler: Yeah, I think that's wrong, but there's a connect-the-dots in here for you to do later.
- [to Monica]
- Chandler: Hey, why not try maroon?
- Monica: [Checks] Yes! You're so smart!
- [Kisses him]
- Joey: Aww, you guys are so cute!
- Monica: I know!
- Monica: [In Joey's dream, he and Monica are cuddled up on a chair] I love doing crossword puzzles with you.
- Joey: Me too, now let's finish this and go to bed.
- Monica: OK. Three letter word, not dog but...
- Joey: [Smiles smugly] cat.
- Monica: Yes! You're so smart. I love you!
- Joey: I love you too!
- [They hug, then we cut to Joey asleep in bed where he wakes up with a look of horror]
- Joey: [Joey's just had a dream where he and Monica are a couple.]
- [to Monica]
- Joey: is that my sweater?
- Monica: Yes, sorry, I borrowed it, I was cold.
- Joey: Well, if you're gonna borrow someone's sweater, shouldn't it be your boyfriend's.
- [Quickly]
- Joey: and I'm not him!
- Monica: OK, I'll give it back.
- [Moves to take it off]
- Joey: No, now it's gonna be all smelling of Monica.
- Monica: Are you saying that I smell bad?
- Joey: No! You smell like a meadow.
- [the others look at him strangely]
- Joey: I'm sorry, I...
- [turns and leaves]
- Monica: [to Chandler] what's with him?
- Chandler: Oh, last time Joey went to a meadow, his mother was shot by a hunter.
- Joey: [Walks into Monica's apartment] Hey, who wants pizza?
- Phoebe: Ooh, I do.
- Rachel, Chandler, Monica: Yeah.
- Joey: Can you believe it? I found this on the first floor!
- [Everyone else quickly drops the pizza back into the box]
- Gary: [Knocks at the door] Open up, it's the police!
- Joey: [Thinking he's come about the pizza] err, just a minute, officer!
- [Quickly puts the pizza back in the box, hides it under the couch, chews and shallows]
- Joey: .
- Phoebe: [believing Gary has come to arrest her] Fine, you can arrest me, but you'll never make it stick and you know it!
- Gary: I know, but I kind of don't have a choice, it's my job, you know.
- Phoebe: Uh-huh as long as you know, when my lawyer gets you on the stand, he's gonna make you look like a fool, like a fool!
- Gary: Well, I don't like looking foolish. How about I don't arrest you? How about I came by and you weren't here?
- Phoebe: I would love it if I weren't here!
- Gary: Great, so seeing as you're not going to jail tonight, I wondered if you'd like to go to dinner with me?
- Phoebe: Are you asking me out?
- Gary: Yeah, ever since you flashed my badge at me, I kinda can't stop thinking about you, you're the prettiest fake, undercover whore I've ever seen.
- Joey, Chandler: [Smiling] Nice!