Courteney Cox credited as playing...
Monica Geller
- Ross: Every week the TV Guide comes to Chandler and Joey's apartment. What name appears on the address label?
- Rachel: Oh! Chandler gets it. It's Chandler Bing.
- Monica: No.
- Ross: I'm afraid the TV Guide comes to "Chanandler Bong".
- Monica: I knew that. Rachel, use your head.
- Chandler: Actually, it's Miss Chanandler Bong.
- Ross: What is Chandler Bing's job?
- Rachel: [long pause] Oooh... oh gosh, it has something to do with numbers...
- Monica: And processing!
- Rachel: And he carries a briefcase...
- Ross: 10 seconds or you'll lose the game.
- Monica: Something to do with transponding...
- Rachel: Oh oh... he's a trans... a transponster!
- Monica: THAT'S NOT EVEN A WORD!
- Rachel: [Monica and Chandler are raising the stakes in the boys vs girls bet, and Chandler has just set the stakes at $200] Monica, I don't want to lose two hundred dollars!
- Monica: We won't!
- [to Chandler]
- Monica: THREE HUNDRED!
- Rachel: MONICA!
- Monica: I'm just trying to spice it up!
- Rachel: OK, so then play for some pepper! Stop spending my money!
- Rachel: [being waken up by the chick at 6 am] What the hell is that?
- Rachel: [Monica comes out of her room] What the hell is that? Was it you?
- Monica: [they hear the chick again. Rachael growls and heads toward the door to go to Chandler and Joey's room] You're really not a morning person, are you?
- Rachel: Back off!