Jennifer Aniston credited as playing...
Rachel Green
- Kids in the hall: Trick or Treat.
- Rachel Green: Oooh, can I be with the kids right now. Ever since I got pregnant I had the strongest maternal instincts.
- Kids in the hall: Trick or treat.
- Rachel Green: JUST A MINUTE!
- Boy in the Cape: My friend told me you were giving out money.
- Rachel Green: I was but now we got candy.
- Boy in the Cape: I'd rather have the money.
- Rachel Green: Well, that's not your choice. Happy Halloween.
- Boy in the Cape: This isn't fair.
- Rachel Green: Well, is it fair that all you had to do was put on a cape and I have to give you free stuff?
- Boy in the Cape: Shut up.
- Rachel Green: You shut up.
- Boy in the Cape: You can't tell me to shut up.
- Rachel Green: Uh, I think I just did. And uh oh, here it comes again. Shut up.
- Joey: Uh, Rach...
- Rachel Green: No. I got it. I'm good, I got it.
- [back to the kid]
- Rachel Green: Now I had one more thing to say to you. Oh, right. Shut up.
- Boy in the Cape: You're a mean old woman.
- [crying, running away]
- Rachel Green: No, wait, shut up. I mean don't cry. No I'll get my check book.
- [runs after the kid]
- Monica: What are you?
- Rachel Green: [proudly] I am a woman who spent a lot of money on a dress because pretty soon, she won't be able to fit into it.
- Monica: [in character] Oh. I'm Catwoman who wants to borrow the dress when you're too big for it.
- Rachel Green: You are so in style right now. You know, I work at Ralph Lauren and this season we have this whole equestrian thing going on. I don't suppose you've seen the cover of British Vogue, have you?
- Trick or Treat Kid: [impatient] Can I just have the candy?
- Rachel Green: [writing a check instead of giving out Halloween candy] Okay, and what's your name?
- Lelani Mayolanofavich: Lelani Mayolanofavich.
- Rachel Green: [pause] I'm just gonna make it out to cash.