Stan Kirsch credited as playing...
Ethan
- Monica Geller: You did not!
- Ethan: I am telling you, up until I was like 9, I thought that gunpoint was an actual place where crimes happened.
- Monica Geller: How is that possible?
- Ethan: Well think about it, you always hear it on the news. "A man is being held up at gunpoint", "Tourists are being terrorized at gunpoint". And I just kept thinking 'why do people continue to go there?'
- Ethan: [to Monica] I'm not really 17, I just told you that so you'd think I was cute and vulnerable. I'm actually 30, I have a wife and kids, I'm your Congressman.
- Monica Geller: I just had sex with someone who wasn't alive during the Bicentennial!
- Ethan: [in awe] I just had sex.
- Monica Geller: What were you thinking?
- Ethan: I wasn't thinking! I was too busy falling...
- Monica Geller: [grabs his mouth] Don't say it!
- Ethan: [mumbled] ...in love with you!
- Ethan: There's something you should probably know.
- Monica Geller: Is this like 'I have an early class tomorrow morning' or like 'I'm secretly married to a goat'?
- Ethan: It's like a mixture of both.