Lisa Kudrow credited as playing...
Phoebe Buffay
- Phoebe Buffay: When I get to the point where I'm ready to hear cruel mocking jokes about Mike, I'm going to come to you.
- Chandler Bing: Ok, 'cause I've already thought of three. Four! I just thought of a fourth.
- Mike Hannigan: If I had known the last time I saw you would be the last time, I... I would have stopped to memorize your face, the way you moved, everything about you. If I had known the last time I kissed you would be the last time, I never would have stopped.
- Monica Geller-Bing: Kiss him you fool!
- Phoebe Buffay: What?
- Monica Geller-Bing: Did you hear that speech? If you don't kiss him then I will.
- Phoebe Buffay: Mike never wants to get married and I shouldn't be in a relationship that has no future. But pretty soon, I'm going to miss him so much, I'm going to want to see him again and you have to stop me from doing that.
- Monica Geller-Bing: Ok, you got it.
- Phoebe Buffay: Unless... Am I being too crazy about this? Alright, so, you know, there's no future. That doesn't mean we still can't have fun. You know what? Forget what I just said.
- Monica Geller-Bing: Really? If that's what you want.
- Phoebe Buffay: That was a test and you just failed.
- Manny: [Mannie interrupts Mike and Phoebe kissing] I knew you'd be here.
- Mike Hannigan: Oh crap.
- Phoebe Buffay: Who's this?
- Mike Hannigan: It's my friend, Mannie. I asked him to keep me away from you.
- Monica Geller-Bing: Hey, that's what I'm doing for Phoebe.
- Manny: Well you're not doing a very good job.
- Monica Geller-Bing: Excuse me?
- Manny: What's with the kissing?
- Monica Geller-Bing: Hey, at least I knew where my guy was.
- Manny: Yeah. Thank God you were here to oversee all the kissing.
- Monica Geller-Bing: You didn't hear the speech.
- Manny: I've heard the speech. If he knew it was going to be the last time he saw her...
- Monica Geller-Bing: Hey, it was very moving. You're just heartless.
- Manny: You're weak.
- Monica Geller-Bing: You're... weird.
- Manny: Your pants are undone.
- Monica Geller-Bing: Oh!
- Manny: Where'd they go?
- [Phoebe and Mike slipped away while they were busy arguing]
- Monica Geller-Bing: Dammit!
- Manny: Well we blew it.