Matthew Perry credited as playing...
Chandler Bing
- Ross: [staring through the peephole to see Rachel come back from her date with Mark] I knew it. I knew it. I always knew she liked him. She'd say no, but here we are, right. We just broke up, first thing she does.
- Chandler: You didn't just break up!
- Ross: Hey, it's been like, three weeks!
- Chandler: You slept with somebody three hours after you thought you broke up. I mean, bullets have left guns slower!
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- Ross: [after Joey enters and exits the apartment singing] I guess he must've gotten the part in that play.
- Phoebe Buffay: Oh!
- Monica: Oh!
- Chandler: Yeah, either that or Gloria Estefan *was* right. Eventually, the rhythm *is* going to get you.
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- Joey Tribbiani: Oh I hate her with her, 'Oh I'm so talented, and ooh I'm so pretty and oooh I smell so good.'
- Chandler: I think somebody has a crush on somebody.
- Joey Tribbiani: Chandler, can we please try to stay focused on my problem here.
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- Chandler: Ross, you gotta stop, okay? You can't just stare through the peephole for 3 hours. You're gonna get peep eye.
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- Joey Tribbiani: Just because she went to Yale Drama, she thinks she's like, the greatest actress since sliced bread.
- Chandler: Ah, Sliced Bread. A wonderful Lady Macbeth.
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- Phoebe Buffay: Why isn't it spidermen? you know like goldman, silverman...
- Chandler: Because it's not his last name.
- Phoebe Buffay: It isn't?
- Chandler: No, it's not like phil spidermen. he's a spider man. you know like goldman is a last name but there's no gold man.
- Phoebe Buffay: Oh ok. there should be a gold man.
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