Cole Sprouse credited as playing...
Ben Geller
- Rachel Green: Remember all that stuff I taught you yesterday?
- Ben Geller: Remember all that stuff I taught you yesterday?
- Rachel Green: Don't do that.
- Ben Geller: Don't do that.
- Rachel Green: Seriously. Your dad doesn't like pranks.
- Ben Geller: Seriously. Your dad doesn't like pranks.
- Rachel Green: Oh. Damnit!
- Ben Geller: Oh. Damnit!
- Rachel Green: No, don't say that.
- Ben Geller: Damnit!
- Rachel Green: Don't go back to repeating it.
- Ben Geller: Damnit.
- Rachel Green: Aw crap
- Ben Geller: Aw crap
- Rachel Green: No. Don't.
- Ben Geller: Damnit!
- Rachel Green: You know, Ben, when you were younger, you and I used to hang out all the time. I was your daddy's girlfriend.
- Ben Geller: But you're not anymore.
- Rachel Green: Well, that's true.
- Ben Geller: Because you guys were on a break.
- Rachel Green: Hey, we were not on a br... OK. OK. You know, Ben, someday when you're a lot older, I'm going to tell you that entire story over a pitcher of real margaritas.
- Rachel Green: OK, take a quarter, blacken the edge, and then say to someone, "I bet you can't roll this quarter without it leaving your face" and when they're done, they have a big pencil line right down the center of their face.
- Ben Geller: Can I do it to you?
- Rachel Green: I'm funny, Ben. But I'm not stupid.
- Dr. Ross Geller: Everything OK?
- Ben Geller: [from the bathroom] Don't talk to me now.
- Rachel Green: Aw. Just like his daddy.