Bob Saget credited as playing...
Danny Tanner
- Danny Tanner: [women keep bidding on him] Don't stop now, ladies, I can go all night!
- [all the women bid, pause]
- Danny Tanner: Let me rephrase that.
- Danny Tanner: D.J., remember the story of the ugly duckling?
- D.J. Tanner: Ugly? I just thought I wasn't beautiful, you're saying I'm ugly?
- [storms out to the bathroom and slams the door in their faces]
- Jesse Katsopolis: [talking to the door] D.J., you're not ugly, it's the duck that's ugly.
- Danny Tanner: That's right, and then it turned into a very beautiful swan.
- Becky Donaldson: [comes up behind them] You told her the ugly duckling story? You never bring that story up unless it's about some other kid.
- Danny Tanner: Poor D.J., it's times like this when she really needs a mother. Becky, would you do me a favor?
- Becky Donaldson: No, Danny, I won't marry you, but I'll go talk to D.J.