Dave Coulier credited as playing...
Joey Gladstone
- Danny Tanner: [after he catches everybody partying] Attention, Solid Gold farm team.
- [He looks at D.J]
- Danny Tanner: It is 12:23 and your hair is purple.
- [He walks over to take Stephanie off the speaker]
- Danny Tanner: Get down and I don't mean get funky.
- [He then walks over and casually puts his hands around Jesse and Joey]
- Danny Tanner: Boys, boys, walk with me, talk with me.
- [yells]
- Danny Tanner: How could you possibly let this happen?
- Joey Gladstone: [Puts a hand up to stop him] Hold it. On behalf of Joey, I'd like to say that Joey is innocent.
- [Exhales]
- Joey Gladstone: My name's Joey Gladstone and I'm a congaholic.
- D.J. Tanner: Well, look at the time. It's time to go to bed. Come on, Steph. Good night, everybody!
- [They both start for upstairs, but Danny stops them]
- Danny Tanner: Girls, get back over here! You're just in about as much trouble as they are!
- D.J. Tanner: Dad, I know we're supposed to...
- Jesse Cochran: [Puts a hand up to stop D.J] D.J, hang on a second. This was all my fault. I invited the band over. I woke the girls up. I ordered pizza. I was throwing a party, so I needed a couple chicks.
- Joey Gladstone: [Michelle cries upstairs] Uh-oh, Baby alert,
- [makes siren noise]
- Joey Gladstone: baby alert.
- Danny Tanner: [They all start up the stairs] You girls get right in bed! You guys follow me and if that baby's hair is purple!
- Joey Gladstone: [to Jesse after beating him out the door for the night] Once again, comedy kicks music's butt!
- Danny Tanner: [gives Michelle a teething ring] She loves it.
- [the ring pops in the air and Joey catches it]
- Joey Gladstone: Is this like catching the bouquet? Am I going to be the next one to have a baby?
- Danny Tanner: [trying to sing Michelle to sleep] Lullaby, and goodnight, and some other words I don't know...
- Joey Gladstone: Conga!
- [they start humming a conga tune and dance out of the room]
- Jesse Cochran: [to Joey's imaginary brother] This way, Leon.
- Joey Gladstone: I'm just thrilled to be here, growing up I was an only child, all I ever had were imaginary brothers and sisters,
- [turns to the thin air]
- Joey Gladstone: isn't that right, Leon?