J.D. Daniels credited as playing...
Charles
- Charles: Look, the thing is my dad does hit me sometimes, but it's my own fault for ticking him off. Boy, did he really clobber me last week.
- Stephanie Tanner: You mean, when you came to school with that black eye and you said you walked into a door?
- Charles: Yeah. A door named Dad.
- Charles: [sees Danny] Hey, Steph, I see where you get your looks.
- Danny Tanner: Well, thanks.
- Charles: Yeah, I didn't say *good* looks.
- Michelle Tanner: Oh, Stephanie.
- Charles: Oh, look. It's half a person.
- Michelle Tanner: You've got a bad attitude.
- Stephanie Tanner: What is it, Michelle? We're studying.
- Michelle Tanner: You're in big trouble with Dad.
- [Charles looks up]
- Michelle Tanner: Big, big, big, big, big, big, big...
- Stephanie Tanner: Okay, okay. I get it. What did I do?
- Michelle Tanner: You forgot to take the garbage out again.
- Stephanie Tanner: [cringes] Uh-oh.
- Michelle Tanner: Dad said he'll deal with you later. Just thought you'd like to know.
- [walks out]
- Charles: Well, I guess you're really in for it now, huh?
- Stephanie Tanner: Tsss, yeah. That's twice this week. My dad's gonna flip out on me.
- Charles: Well, you know what helps? Try thinking of a funny movie you like... like Home Alone or Roger Rabbit. That's what I always do when I'm getting it.
- Stephanie Tanner: Getting what?
- Charles: Well, you know, when your dad's pounding you.