Dave Coulier credited as playing...
Joey Gladstone
- D.J. Tanner: Strange but true facts: Stephanie and Michelle are the exact same ages Stephanie and I were when we first started sharing a room. Isn't that amazing?
- Joey Gladstone: That IS amazing. That's like Kennedy had a secretary named Lincoln, and Lincoln had a secretary named Kennedy!
- Jesse Katsopolis: [to Joey] What's amazing is you're able to dress yourself in the morning.
- Danny Tanner: I do impressions too. "Stop chasing me, ya mean cat!"
- Lisa Green: That was great! *pause* Who was that?
- Danny Tanner: That was Tom. You know, the little mouse from Tom and Jerry.
- Joey Gladstone: Tom was the cat, Jerry was the mouse, and neither one of them ever talked.