Jordan Christopher Michael credited as playing...
Rusty
- Rusty: You know, Mr. Tanner, you look good in green.
- Danny Tanner: Pranks are one thing, but when you mess with a man's shampoo, you're messing with the man!
- Rusty: [Looking at Danny covered from head to toe with mud] Too bad, you should have gone deep.
- Danny Tanner: You know, this isn't the best tasting mud. You mind if I hit the showers a little early?
- Rusty: Sure, I'll see what the others are up to.
- Danny Tanner: [Annoyed] Beautiful.
- Jesse Katsopolis: I'm pretty hip to you, wise guy. I know you pulled all those stunts at lunch, but since Danny likes your mother so much, I'm going to let it slide, but from now on, you respect others and their property. Capisce?
- Rusty: Capisce. Thanks for setting me straight, Mr. Katsopolis. You're tough, but you're fair.
- Rusty: [Rusty is walking towards the front door] Well, my work here is done. It's been a blast, Tanners.
- Jesse Katsopolis: [lunging towards Rusty] Hold it. Come here, you.
- Danny Tanner: [holds Jesse back] No, Jess, he's mine. I'll handle this, everybody.
- Joey Gladstone: Book 'im, Dano.
- Danny Tanner: [baffled and frustrated by Rusty's pranks] Rusty, I don't get this. I really wanted us to be friends.
- Rusty: You don't want to be my friend. You want to be my MOM's friend.
- Danny Tanner: Well, I do like your mom very much.
- Rusty: You're wasting your time because someday my mom and dad will get back together.
- Danny Tanner: Oh, so that's what this is about? Look, Rusty, I know how you feel. My parents are divorced, too. It hurts that they're not together, but you can't wreck every relationship that your mom tries to make. You know that's not fair.
- Rusty: I don't want to talk about it!
- [there is a knock at the door]
- Danny Tanner: That must be your mom.
- Rusty: Go ahead, tell on me.