Billy West: Philip J. Fry • Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth • Dr. Zoidberg
Anthology of Interest I
Futurama
Billy West credited as playing...
Philip J. Fry • Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth • Dr. Zoidberg
- Professor Farnsworth: Oh. You've killed me! You've killed me!
- Leela: Oh God! What have I done?
- Professor Farnsworth: I just told you. You've killed me!
- Stephen Hawking: Oh, great. The universe was destroyed.
- Fry: Destroyed? Then where are we?
- Al Gore: I don't know, but I dang well know where we're not - the universe.
- Dr. Zoidberg: [sees a guinea pig on a plate] What's this? Two meals in one week?
- [Zoidberg devours the live guinea pig, and is trapped behind a glass box]
- Fry: Gotcha!
- Amy Wong: Sucker!
- Dr. Zoidberg: Friends! Help! A guinea pig tricked me!
- Fry: What are you monsters? Is one of you I.C. Wienner?
- Dr. Zoidberg: If that's his pizza, then I'm I.C. whatever.
- Leela: Okay, just try to be nonchalant.
- [Enters whistling nonchalantly]
- Dr. Zoidberg: All right, so you're nonchalant. Quit rubbing our noses in it.
- Professor Farnsworth: Who else has a question for the What-If machine? Scruffy, Fry?
- Fry: Uh, I have a question. What if Bender was really giant?
- Leela: You idiot! We already saw that!
- Fry: I know, I liked it. I want to see it again.
- Professor Farnsworth: We're not seeing it again! Ask something less stupid.
- Fry: Oh alright, how about this. What if I never fell into that freezer doodle and came to the future jiggy?
- Professor Farnsworth: That question is less stupid, though you asked it in a profoundly stupid way. What if Fry never came to the future?
- Fry: Are you people satisfied? This gentle visitor is dying, and we'll never even know why he came.
- Bender: I'll tell you, with my final breath. I came here with a simple dream: a dream of killing all humans. And this is how it must end? Who's the real seven billion ton robot monster here? Not I. Not... I.
- Dr. Zoidberg: So, anteater number one. Are you covering for someone? Is it anteater number two? Don't stick your tongue out at me. I need a name!
- [Anteater makes noise]
- Dr. Zoidberg: What? How do you spell that?
- Dr. Zoidberg: My next clue came at 4:15, when the clock stopped. The next clue came two hours later, at 4:15, when I discovered the murdered body of Amy's dead, deceased corpse.
- Dr. Zoidberg: Police. Bah! Nosy meddlers. It so happens that I have mail order degrees in murderology and murderonomy. Zoidberg is afoot!
- [Fry has disrupted the space-time continuum]
- Al Gore: Well, it's obvious what should have happened. That whang to the head should have killed you.
- Fry: What?
- Nichelle Nichols: [menacingly] Let's finish the job.
- Hermes Conrad: We're jerked! Nothing can stop a monster that big.
- Professor Farnsworth: Nothing except an even more equally big monster.
- Hermes Conrad: Come on, woman. Pick something.
- Fry: Yeah, be more impulsive, like this.
- [Pours milk and cereal on his head, starts eating it]
- Bender: Go, man, go!
- Dr. Zoidberg: So, now Zoidberg is big, huh? That's more like it! Who's intimidating who now, big city? Hello, Mr. Chase Manhattan Bank. Deny my credit card application, will you?
- [destroys Chase Manhattan Bank building]
- Dr. Zoidberg: Ah, the famed Apollo Theater. Boo me off stage on open mike night, eh? I'll show you!
- [crushes Apollo Theater]
- Stephen Hawking: Oh, great. The universe has been destroyed.
- Fry: Then where are we?
- Al Gore: I don't know, but I damn well know where we're not - the universe.