Belita Moreno credited as playing...
Benny
- George Lopez: [Benny badmouths Angie] Hey, kids, you notice how during feeding time the ugly gorilla tries to dominate the younger, prettier one?
- Benny: [eating a banana] You know what, you can call me all the names you want, I'm eating your food, I'm drinking your beer, I'm watching your cable, yeah, *I'm* the monkey.
- Angie Lopez: [watching a video of Vic and Gloria in Florida, not realizing they're standing behind her] I don't believe it, how'd you do this? Gloria and I aren't even speaking to each other. If we were, I'd tell her those bangs are a *bad* idea.
- Benny: Oh yeah? Hey, how do you think your dad looks?
- Angie Lopez: Well if that mustache were any bigger he could smuggle Cubans in it.
- Gloria Palermo: [on tape] George called us with this idea of a video for your birthday. So turn around and get your present.
- Angie Lopez: What?
- Vic Palermo: [behind her] Just turn around and kiss your hairy father!
- George Lopez: [Vic doesn't believe that Gloria kissed George] You believe me, right, Mom?
- Benny: Oh yeah, that girl's a slut. She would tongue a cow for milk in her coffee.