Edward Platt credited as playing...
Chief
- Maxwell Smart: I'm telling you, Chief, this was no ordinary kidnap attempt. I happen to have recognized one of those hoods as a KAOS man.
- Chief: What's the man's name?
- Maxwell Smart: I can't remember.
- Chief: What was the girl's name?
- Maxwell Smart: I didn't get it.
- Chief: What about the license number of the girl's car?
- Maxwell Smart: I didn't see it.
- Chief: How about the license of the other car?
- Maxwell Smart: I didn't notice.
- Chief: Max, what would you do if you were me and an agent gave you answers like 'I can't remember,' 'I didn't notice' and 'I didn't see it?'
- Maxwell Smart: I don't know.
- # 99: Oh, Max, the lab men asked me to bring you this belt to wear to the party tonight.
- Maxwell Smart: Oh, thank you, 99.
- # 99: It's the latest piece of special equipment. The buckle contains a minuscule tape recorder.
- Maxwell Smart: What?
- # 99: Minuscule. Diminutive. Microcosmic.
- Maxwell Smart: Heh. You certainly have a way with words, 99.
- [turns to the Chief for further explanation]
- Chief: Teensy weensy.