- Lorelai Gilmore: Hey, you will not stand there singing Ricky Martin songs to me. This is not a pattern ok? I'm not doing what I always do. This is not the same.
- Sookie St. James: No Max?
- Lorelai Gilmore: No.
- Sookie St. James: Taking a night off?
- Lorelai Gilmore: I don't seem him every night, Sookie.
- Sookie St. James: He seems like a great guy.
- Lorelai Gilmore: He is.
- Sookie St. James: That didn't sound very convincing.
- Lorelai Gilmore: No, he is. He is a great guy - for someone.
- Sookie St. James: For someone?
- Lorelai Gilmore: Yes.
- Sookie St. James: Someone else?
- Lorelai Gilmore: Yes.
- Sookie St. James: Someone else who is not you, although you're the person spending every waking hour with him.
- Lorelai Gilmore: Right.