Scott Patterson credited as playing...
Luke Danes
- Lorelai Gilmore: Hey, tomorrow, if you have time, I'm planning on despising everyone who says "Hey, how's it going?."
- Luke: You're on.
- Rachel: [entering the diner] Hey, how's it going?
- Lorelai Gilmore: Oh, now that's just too easy.
- Taylor Doose: This festival is commemorating the founding of our town, young lady.
- Lorelai Gilmore: I know Taylor. I'm sorry
- Luke: She's bipolar.
- Miss Patty: Really? But you're so young...
- Lorelai Gilmore: Tomorrow, if you have time, I'm planning on despising everyone who says, "Hey, how's it going?"
- Luke: You're on.
- Rachel: Hey, how's it going?
- Lorelai Gilmore: Oh, now that's just too easy.
- Luke: Rachel!
- Lorelai Gilmore: [to Luke] Your Rachel?
- Lorelai Gilmore: [to Rachel] You're Rachel?
- Rachel: Yep, I'm Rachel.