Keiko Agena credited as playing...
Lane Kim
- Luke Danes: Just order, please.
- Lane Kim: Did you take off the Monte Cristo sandwich?
- Luke Danes: Well,I, uh...
- Rory Gilmore: No!
- Lorelai Gilmore: You did. You took off the Monte Cristo sandwich.
- Luke Danes: I ommitted a few obsolete dishes.
- Lorelai Gilmore: I can't believe Nicole made you take off the Monte Cristo. She's got you menu-whipped.
- Luke Danes: She does not have me menu-whipped. I took off a disgusting ridiculous sandwich that no one has ever ordered, including the three of you.
- Rory Gilmore: But just having it there made us feel like we always could.
- Lorelai Gilmore: It was comforting.
- Rory Gilmore: Like soup.
- Lorelai Gilmore: Exactly. It was comforting like deep-fried ham and cheese soup.
- Rory Gilmore: And even though I never ordered it, I talked about ordering it. Haven't I?
- Lane Kim: On several occasions.
- Lorelai Gilmore: So you've not only eliminated a sandwich, you've eliminated a conversation peice.
- Rory Gilmore: Now what will we talk about?
- Luke Danes: Fine. Here- old menus- everything's there. Knock yourselves out.
- Lorelai Gilmore: ...How come everybody else gets a new menu?
- Luke Danes: [Luke walks away]
- Lorelai Gilmore: I feel much better now.
- Rory Gilmore: Hey, this looks different.
- Luke Danes: It's not different.
- Lane Kim: It's totally different.
- Luke Danes: It's not that different.
- Lorelai Gilmore: There are more salads.
- Rory Gilmore: Three more salads.
- Lorelai Gilmore: Three more salads? Who needs three more salads?
- Rory Gilmore: One was enough.
- Luke Danes: Well, Nicole said...
- Lorelai Gilmore: Nicole said!
- Luke Danes: ...there wasn't that much for her to eat on the menu, so I just...
- Lorelai Gilmore: You added three more salads just for Nicole. When I asked you to add chili topped Pringles, you said no.
- Luke Danes: And I stand by that.
- Lorelai Gilmore: How come Nicole gets three more salads, and I still get a "no"?
- Rory Gilmore: Because Nicole is his girlfriend.
- Luke Danes: Nicole is not my girlfriend. Nicole is the woman that I am dating. That's it.
- Lorelai Gilmore: So what happens when you guys get serious - the whole place goes soy?