Liza Weil credited as playing...
Paris Geller
- Paris: A tragic waste of paper.
- Jess: I can't BELIEVE you just said that.
- Paris: Well it's true. The Beats' writing was completely self-indulgent. I have one word for Jack Kerouac: Edit.
- Jess: It was not self-indulgent, The Beats believed in shocking people, stirring things up.
- Paris: They believed in drugs, booze, and petty crime.
- Rory: Well, then you could say that they exposed you to a world that you wouldn't have otherwise known. Isn't that what great writing is all about?
- Paris: That was not great writing. It was the National Enquirer of the 50's.
- Jess: You're cracked.
- Paris: Typical guy response. Worship Kerouac and Bukowski, God forbid you pick up anything by Jane Austen.
- Jess: Hey, I've read Jane Austen.
- Paris: You have?
- Jess: Yeah, and I think she would have liked Bukowski.
- Paris: What are you doing?
- Jess: Salt and pepper dip, only way to eat a fry.
- Paris: Really?
- Rory: It's fast food gospel.
- Paris: Mmmm. That's good. That's really, really good.
- Jess: [Phone rings, and Rory leaves to answer it] Do you like hot sauce?
- Paris: I don't know, should I?
- Jess: I think it's wise.
- Paris: I'm not allowed to have Mac & Cheese.
- Rory: Splurge. Come on Paris, stay.
- Paris: Do you have a 24-hour pharmacy just in case I have an allergic reaction to something?
- Rory: Believe it or not, we do.
- Paris: Okay. Can I borrow your phone?
- Rory: It's by the door.
- [Paris leaves the room to call her nanny]
- Jess: Interesting.
- Rory: What is?
- Jess: You think we need a chaperone.
- Rory: No, I don't.
- Jess: You just invited one.
- Rory: Just being polite. Paris is alone tonight and you yourself just said we have enough good for six.
- Jess: With me, it's down to four.
- Rory: With Paris around, it's down to two.
- Jess: Works out well.
- Rory: I think so.
- [Paris talks to her nanny excitedly about Mac & Cheese]