Betty White credited as playing...
Rose Nylund
- Big Daddy: Well, now I don't want you to get too excited, but Margaret and I are planning on walking down the aisle together.
- Blanche Devereaux: OHHHHHHH!
- Big Daddy: Is she happy or sad?
- Rose Nylund: I'm not sure, I've never heard her make that sound before.
- Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: No, I once heard her make that sound, and I assure you, she was happy.
- Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: [singing] "Miami is nice, so I'll say it twice. Miami is nice, Miami is nice. Miami is..." Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. You put in an extra "Miami is nice".
- Rose Nylund: I had to. It hurts the music if you don't put it in.
- Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: Yeah, but the lyrics don't make any sense. I mean, it goes, "Miami is nice, so I'll say it twice."
- Rose Nylund: Oh, I see your point. Well, what about this: "Miami is nice, so I'll say it thrice."
- Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: Thrice! Who the hell says "thrice"?
- Rose Nylund: It's a word.
- Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: So is intrauterine. It does not belong in a song.
- Rose Nylund: [singing] "Miami, you're cuter than... an intrauterine".
- Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: [Rose and Dorothy are discussing whether they should enter a Miami song writing competition] You know, Rose, I have to confess, I dabbled a little in poetry writing in high school.
- Rose Nylund: Oh, well, that's nothing to be ashamed of. A lot of tall girls who wouldn't get dates wrote poetry in high school.
- Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: I meant that for ten thousand dollars, I might try my hand at lyric writing. I mean, maybe we could, you know, team up.
- Rose Nylund: You mean music by Rose Nylund, lyrics by Dorothy Zbornak?
- Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: Well, why not? I mean, we could be the next Rodgers and Hammerstein, the next Simon and Garfunkel, the next...
- Rose Nylund: [excited] Shari Lewis and Lamb Chop!
- Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: I don't know if I could get my hand that far up your dress... But I'll tell you, for ten thousand dollars, I'd be willing to give it a try.