George Burns credited as playing...
George Burns
- George Burns: [before appearing at the hotel's Comedy Club, George Burns tries to cheer up Rose] I'll tell you a joke. Um, have you heard this one?
- Rose Nylund: I don't think so.
- George Burns: Haven't told it yet. Teacher said to a kid in school, 'What does your father do?' He says, 'My father's a doctor.' Said to the other kid, 'What does your father do?' He says, 'My father's a lawyer.' Said to the third kid, 'What does your father do?' He says, 'My father's dead.' He says, 'What did he do before he died?' He says, 'He went, Ooooh.'