Richard Steven Horvitz: Billy • Guy

Billy & Mandy's Jacked-Up Halloween

Billy • Guy

Jack O'Lantern: Three hundred and sixty-four days a year. I can't even go to the ding-dong grocery store to buy pudding. And do you know why?
Billy: Ooh, ooh, is it because you're a pumpkin-headed freak?
Jack O'Lantern: Yes! And why is that?
Billy: Is it 'cause Grim cut your real head off?
Jack O'Lantern: Yes. And tonight, I'm going to return the favor.
Billy: You're going to cut Grim's head off? Don't be an idiot. Grim's head is removable; observe.
[removes Grim's head]
Jack O'Lantern: Ah, but any head cut off with the Grim Reaper's scythe stays off... forever!
Billy: That's a different story. Sorry, Grim ol' boy, tough break.
[Walks away]
Billy: Well, we sure had some good times together, eh, Grim?
[Guffaws]
Grim: You're just going to leave me here?
Jack O'Lantern: Now, now, that's no way to get *a head*!
Grim: That's not funny.
Jack O'Lantern: [Snaps fingers, commanding tree ghoul to restrain Grim] Come on, now, where's your sense of humor?
[laughs deviously and whistles casually while placing a basket where Grim's head will drop after decapitation]
Grim: Oh, poop.
[Billy whistles casually and realizes the whole decapitation issue]
Billy: [Runs off, panicked] Grim's in trouble! Help, police!