Dr. Jason Seaver: [the first shot in Ben's film is of a title card: "This motion picture is rated 'R'... and we all know what *that* means"] Ben, if this movie isn't dirty, then why did you rate it "R"?
Ben Seaver: Because no kid wants to see a movie these days, unless it's rated "R".
[Mike comes in; what perfect timing!]
Mike Seaver: Hi, Ben - Wow, your movie's rated "R"? I'm watching it!
Ben Seaver: See what I mean?
[whispered aside]
Ben Seaver: Thanks, Mike; you saved my life.
Dr. Jason Seaver: Consider it a stay of execution.