Ken Curtis credited as playing...
Festus
- Newly: You know, it's gonna be kinda nice riding on that train instead of horse-backing, especially as cold as it's getting around here.
- Festus: Cold? Why Newly, you young scutters don't know what cold is. Did I ever tell ya about the time I wintered up in Wyoming Territory? It was so blame cold it'd freeze the horns right off of a bull buffalo. I recollect one mornin' I put a pot of water on the stove and whilst I was a-fryin' up my eggs, this here pot started to boilin' over. Well, I just took a-hold of it and opened up the door, gonna set 'er out there and let 'er cool off a mite. Before I could set that there pot down it'd froze plumb solid, so blame fast that the ice was still warm.
- Newly: [pause] You know, Festus, you're amazing. All the things you've done and seen in your lifetime - you're plumb amazing.