Hugh Laurie credited as playing...
Dr. Gregory House
- Dr. Gregory House: I'm not lonely. My leg hurts.
- Dr. Wilson: She's a real masseuse.
- Dr. Gregory House: She's $500 an hour, minimum.
- Dr. Wilson: She's hot so she's a hooker? What kind of pathetic logic is that?
- Dr. Gregory House: The envious, jealous, I-never-got-any-in-high-school kind of logic. Hello.
- Dr. Wilson: She's a legitimate masseuse. Come on. God, she's beautiful.
- Dr. Gregory House: Because she's beautiful I should do it? What kind of pathetic logic is that?
- Dr. Wilson: The envious, jealous, I'm-married-and-I-can't-do-anything logic.
- Dr. Gregory House: I take risks, sometimes patients die, but not taking risks causes more patients to die - so I guess my biggest problem is I've been cursed with the ability to do the math.
- Dr. Gregory House: That's why you're here? She wants you to keep an eye on me, make sure I don't cheat.
- Dr. Wilson: No, I wanted to make sure you don't start firing shots from the clock tower.
- Dr. Gregory House: Your fourth diagnostic criterion for lupus is psychosis. This is just a kid missing his cat.
- Dr. Robert Chase: He was being attacked by an animal that wasn't in the room! That's psychosis.
- Dr. Gregory House: There is a difference between psychosis and hallucination.
- Dr. Eric Foreman: So if he was imagining a fake cat it would be lupus, but since it was a real cat it's not?