Hugh Laurie credited as playing...
Dr. Gregory House
- Dr. Gregory House: Well, as long as you're trying to be good, you can do whatever you want.
- Dr. Wilson: And as long as you're not trying, you can say whatever you want.
- Dr. Gregory House: So between us we can do anything. We can rule the world!
- [Wilson sighs in surrender]
- Ed Snow: Why would sh-she lie if she knew it could kill her?
- Dr. Gregory House: I don't ask why patients lie. I just assume they all do.
- Dr. Cameron: You want me to ask a man whose wife is about to die if he cheated on her.
- Dr. Gregory House: [sarcasm] No, I want you to be polite and let her die.
- Dr. Gregory House: [preparing to examine a clinic patient with large breasts] Good! Lord! Are those real?
- Samantha Campbell: Do they *look* real?
- Dr. Gregory House: They *look* pretty - damn - good!