Matthew John Armstrong credited as playing...
Kalvin Ryan
- Kalvin: This is none of your business!
- Dr. Gregory House: Well, you should have thought of that before you stalked me. Now I'm interested.
- Dr. Allison Cameron: [to Kalvin] You brought drugs into the hospital? Glad I wasted my time at your hotel.
- Kalvin: I told you I used. You didn't ask me for a sample. You're not pissed about this. You're mad because I coughed blood on you.
- Dr. Allison Cameron: That was an accident.
- Kalvin: Oh, would you stop being nice! It's useless and worse, it's boring. Get angry! I had one stupid night, I end up with HIV. Do you have any idea how pissed off I was?
- Dr. Allison Cameron: This wasn't your fault.
- Dr. Gregory House: All of this will be fascinating to an HIV specialist. Now let go of my cane before it becomes your new boyfriend.
- Kalvin: Honey, I will marry it if you would look at my file.
- Dr. Gregory House: Congress says you can't, so...
- Dr. Allison Cameron: [to Kalvin] You lied to me.
- Kalvin: If this is about my mom...
- Dr. Allison Cameron: This is about your lonely, miserable life.
- Kalvin: I'm not miserable. And as long as there's a gay bar around, I'm never lonely.
- Dr. Allison Cameron: You haven't had a single visitor except for your dad. Drugs are great, HIV freed you, your dad hates you, you're so happy. Everything's a lie! You blame yourself for your mom's death. You're not trying to have fun, you're trying to self-destruct. You wanna kill yourself? Fine, but stop recruiting!
- Dr. Allison Cameron: [to Kalvin] Your tox screen came back positive for...
- Kalvin: Crystal meth and ecstasy.
- Dr. Allison Cameron: Recreational drugs are dangerous to begin with, but for someone with HIV...
- Kalvin: I didn't mistake them for vitamins. I'm a PNP boy. Party and Play. Drugs and sex.
- [starts to cough]
- Kalvin: You don't approve?
- Dr. Allison Cameron: Does the sex include condoms?
- Kalvin: If he's negative, sure. If he's positive...
- [shrugs]
- Kalvin: why put on a raincoat if you're already wet?
- Dr. Allison Cameron: You could get hepatitis or another strain of HIV.
- Kalvin: Or I could get hit by a bus.
- Dr. Allison Cameron: AIDS isn't a death sentence anymore.
- Kalvin: I don't want to have any regrets.