How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Drumroll, Please (2006)

Jason Segel: Marshall Eriksen

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• Marshall : Ted, how do I explain this to you. Last night, I ate the best cake of my life. Do you think I'm gonna let that cake out of my life? Hell no. I'm gonna find out what bakery made that cake and I'm gonna get some more cake.

  Ted : That cake really got to you?

  Marshall : It haunts me.

• Marshall : Maybe she was a ghost. That's why she didn't want to kiss you because you past right through her and get really cold for a second. Oh my God, I just had a great idea for a screenplay.

  Ted : Marshall, she was not a ghost.

  Marshall : I know she wasn't a ghost. She picked up a bouquet proving she had corporeal form.

• [to Marshall, Ted explains that he and Victoria didn't have a first kiss because the lead-up to it, i.e. the drum roll, is the best part] 

  Marshall : A drum roll? That's it? So what? You just... You said good night, came home, and performed a drum solo?