Bob Saget credited as playing...
Narrator
- Older Ted Mosby: We spend so much effort trying to keep parts of our lives hidden, even from our closest friends. But those rare times when we do open up, it's amazing how minor those secrets all end up seeming.
- Victoria: Okay, how about this? I will tell you *my* most humiliating story.
- Marshall: Yeah, Victoria! Way to step up!
- Victoria: Okay, it involves a game of truth or dare, a squeeze-bottle of marshmallow ice cream topping, and the hot tub at my grandparents' retirement community.
- Older Ted Mosby: [Cut to a black screen] Kids, I tell you a lot of inappropriate stories, but there's no way in *hell* I'm telling you this one. Don't worry, though; it wasn't that great.
- Marshall: [Cut back to the bar] That is the greatest story ever!