Karen Sharpe credited as playing...
Melissa Stone
- Melissa Stone: Goodbye Tony.
- Major Nelson: No, no. You don't understand.
- Melissa Stone: Oh, I'm afraid I do understand.
- [Melissa stares at Jeannie standing in front of Tony's bedroom, still clad in 'Master's' shirt, before she faces him again, trying to stay calm]
- Melissa Stone: Tony... I may be, tolerant, but...
- [explodes in frustration]
- Melissa Stone: But that's a GIRL!
- [running to front door]
- Melissa Stone: IT'S A GIRL!
- [slams door on her way out]
- [Jeannie walks into the room wearing only one of Captain Nelson's shirts]
- Major Nelson: Well. Well, look - look who's here.
- Melissa Stone: I'm looking.
- Major Nelson: Oh, uh, Me-Melissa, this is - This is Jeannie.
- Melissa Stone: Tony. I've always prided myself on being tolerant, but - But would you explain to me, what is that girl doing here?
- Major Nelson: Uh, w-well, that's the explanation. She's not here.
- [Jeannie giggles]
- Melissa Stone: What?
- Major Nelson: Uh, w-well, she is here, but of course, uh, she's not a girl.
- [Jeannie folds her arms, clearly mad]