Kaitlin Olson credited as playing...
Dee Reynolds
- Charlie Kelly: I'll tell you what. I'll go with you, but you have to let me borrow your car any time I want.
- Dee Reynolds: No.
- Charlie Kelly: Every now and then.
- Dee Reynolds: No.
- Charlie Kelly: One time.
- Dee Reynolds: All right.
- Charlie Kelly: And, you have to take me to lunch twice a week for a year.
- Dee Reynolds: No, I don't.
- Charlie Kelly: Once a week.
- Dee Reynolds: Nuh-uh.
- Charlie Kelly: Today.
- Dee Reynolds: Okay.
- Dee Reynolds: [upon finding someone slumped over in a booth] Who's this?
- Mac: I don't know. I've never seen him before.
- Dee Reynolds: Well, can you get him out of here? He stinks.
- Mac: [walking over to the man] Hey, let's go. Oh, my Je... oh, my God! He shit his pants, Dee. Dee, he shit his pants.
- Dee Reynolds: Oh, I don't want to know that.
- Mac: [groans and grabs a pool stick] I'm gonna poke him with this. Get up, old man. This isn't the American Legion. Wake up! Yo!
- Dee Reynolds: What's the matter?
- Mac: He won't wake up.
- Dee Reynolds: Well, poke him harder in his ribs.
- Mac: [continuing to poke the man] Wake up, old man. Wake up!
- [the man falls over to his side]
- Mac: Holy shit. That bitch is dead.
- Dee Reynolds: Oh, you are being ridiculous. He's a professional football player.
- Mac: No, look, I'm not talking about killing the guy. I'm just talking about going up there with a group of dudes and intimidate him, maybe break his arm.
- Dee Reynolds: You can't break Tom Brady's arm.
- Mac: Oh, yes I can! No more Super Bowls for that pretty boy.