Jack Benny credited as playing...
Jack Benny
- Tommy: You know Mister Benny, I play the violin too!
- Jack Benny: Oh Really?
- Tommy: I've been playing for two years.
- Jack Benny: Oh, well how well do you play?
- Tommy: Pretty good.
- Jack Benny: That's wonderful. Do you play like me?
- Tommy: I used to.
- Jack Benny: Hey, wait a minute! Why did you make such a drastic cut in the alphabet soup?
- Clerk: Because we just discovered that the alphabet soup in these cans is in Latin.
- Jack Benny: In Latin? How could they make a mistake like that?
- Clerk: It was no mistake. When this soup was made, that was the language.
- Jack Benny: I want a pound of frankfurters, that's all. I don't want a pound and two ounces.
- Meat Vendor: OK
- [bites off one frankfurter]
- Meat Vendor: One pound of frankfurters.
- Jack Benny: I think I'll get the corn first. Oh Mister... Mister
- Clerk: Yyyyesss
- Jack Benny: Pardon me, but where is the corn department?
- Clerk: I'm looking at it.
- Jack Benny: just a pound of raw liver
- Meat Vendor: [weighs liver on the scale] One pound three ounces
- Jack Benny: I don't want any three ounces. I only want a pound of raw liver.
- Meat Vendor: OK, Here Rover!
- [dog barks while he takes the liver behind the counter]