Sab Shimono credited as playing...
- Uncle: You disrespect Uncle? Uncle took you in. Put roof over your head. Put food in your belly. *Lots* of food, and this is how you repay me?
- Tohru: I cook. I clean. I travel the world to be smothered in fish. And you thank me by demanding many more things.
- Uncle, Tohru: I will never speak to you again!
- Tohru: Jade, please tell Sensei that I will eat my dinner however I please.
- Jade: Uh...
- Uncle: [to Jackie] Please ask Tohru if you would like piece of uncle for dessert?
- Jackie: [Uncle is slapping himself] Uncle please.
- Uncle: No Uncle has it coming. Uncle had opportunity to warn Tohru, but did he? No! All because of silly argument. Now my apprentice is in danger of becoming demon.
- [Uncle slaps himself]
- Uncle: One more thing, Uncle says "One more thing" too often.
- Jackie: Uncle, are we sure dabbling with Shadow Magic is the best idea?
- Uncle: If we are to find where Shadowkhan are keeping Tohru, then like Shadowkhan we must travel through Shadow.